Ted Nugent, guitarist, radio talk-show host, and right-wing collaborator, is one funny motherfucker. Check him out charging fans for autographs (the wave of the future?). He even claims that a guitar priced at sixty bucks would be worth thousands if he signs it, granted the owner "uses his fucking head." He says a lot of other foul-mouthed, crummy stuff, but what do you expect? He was surrounded by losers. Speaking of which, he'll probably be a Senator one day.