Alrighty. It's Friday the 13th and wouldn't you know it -- there's a new Friday the 13th opening in theaters nationwide today. Confessions of a Shopaholic, which is also opening, aims to give the non-thrill seeking constituent something to do. Two Lovers, a movie that will probably snap you right out of the Valentine's Day mood and make you rethink love, relationship et. al. also opens. Check out a clip of its star Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman below. Awwwwwkward. -IL