Somewhere I hope Jimmy Kimmel is kicking himself for letting her get away. -- SK
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Somewhere I hope Jimmy Kimmel is kicking himself for letting her get away. -- SK

This past Tuesday, Green Label Sound put together a swell party a (le) poisson rouge. For those not in the know, Green Label Sound is spearheaded by Mountain Dew and has recently launched a “singles only” music label to support emerging artists from a diverse array of genres.
At this point, Bruce Willis has proved himself to be the ultimate badass. Sure, Sean Connery probably has a bigger dick. But can Sean do this:
One of my favorite authors, David Foster Wallace, was found dead at his Claremont, California home this past Friday. He commited suicide at the age of 46. This is very sad news. Infinite Jest is a terribly important book for many people in my generation. In fact, Hal Incandenza (arguably the protagonist of the sprawling, 1,079-page novel) is a character that I still to this day ruminate upon, despite the fact that I read the book almost 8 years ago. The literary world has lost one of its greatest talents. - SK
We think Adam Kurland and Panoptic's video for Dr. Dog is insanely gorgeous, and so does Kanye West!
So this is a bit late coming (as are all of my post-party blogs, actually), but a few Fridays ago bluhammock Music held a swanky party in the Hamptons. It's not often that us, um, let's say "dirty music nerds" get to go to the Hamptons. I mean, let's face it, over here at D+T our idea of chic is a new pair of jeans and some PF Flyers (yeah, you know who you are).WESC are hosting an event at the midtown Bloomingdale's in New York City on Thursday September 18th. The Stockholm-based clothing company will announce their fall/winter line at the show and will be gifting five hundred limited edition headphones as well as other goodies. The invite is below, RSVP to rsvpnyc@wesc.com to attend.


Before he revolutionized indie-film making with Kids, Harmony Korine was just your everyday, drug-addled, mixed-up teen living in New York City. During the period, he produced several zines with no set title or mission. Drag City will release Harmony Korine's Collected Fanzines on November 18th. He may even do some readings here and there to promote the release.

Following a brief flirtation with the Belmont Street Fair and Old Town's Saturday Market, we (okay, I) had a massive lunch at another historic seafood bar/restaurant. This time it was Dan & Louis' Oyster Bar & Museum, which yielded smoked salmon chowder and the "house speciality" cioppino, a tomato-based featuring crabs, mussels, clams, halibut, cod, prawns, and calamari (i.e. the entire ocean). I helped it down with Roots Organic IPA and later had two respectable greyhounds (that's vodka and grapefruit juice) with grade-school pals at Ringlers Annex, one of many McMenamins outposts around Portland.
You'll all be glad to hear that Friday went much better for us, festival-wise, than the previous two days. After a hungover breakfast at Pine State Biscuits and a massive seafood lunch at the historic Jake's Famous Crawfish, with some decompressing and a shopping stop at Flora in between, we caught a bus to Rontoms for a jag of early-evening sets. We were able to catch six bands between 5 and 8pm, thanks to two stages -- part of a showcase for thriving local label Bladen County -- in the large, lovely outside space behind the bar (which itself is memorably decked out in vintage furnishings).
First things first: Portland is very different from Philadelphia. It's clean, safe, and friendly, and the following items are eerily plentiful: reggae, redheads (seriously; it's creepy), bars, cafes, strip clubs, bike shops, and vintage stores. Hell of a town.

09/21 Rock Island, IL: Huckleberry's Pizza Parlor
09/23 Chicago, IL: AV-aerie
09/24 Minneapolis, MN: Triple Rock
09/25 Grinnell, IA: Gardner Lounge**
09/26 Iowa City, IA: TBA
0927 Denver, CO: Rhinoceropolis
09/29 Salt Lake City, UT: Kilby Court**
09/30 Missoula, MT: The Badlander**
10/02 Seattle, WA: Nectar Lounge**
10/04 Vancouver, BC: Richards on Richards**
10/06 Portland, OR: Backspace**
10/08 San Francisco, CA: Bottom of the Hill**
10/10 Los Angeles, CA: The Smell
10/12 Phoenix, AZ: Modified**
10/15 Austin, TX: Emo's**
* = w/ Dan Deacon
** = w/ Ponytail
Smashing Pumpkins will release a song pack, featuring hits from their popular nineties albums Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness for Guitar Hero: World Tour, which will be released on gaming consoles this fall. As a welcomed twist, they'll be releasing their new single, "G.L.O.W." exclusively for Guitar Hero within the song pack. That's right: brand-new digital music that you actually have to pay for. It had better be good. -SB
Chuck Klosterman's new book, Downtown Owl, is slated for release on September 16th. Klosterman, who authored four works of non-fiction over the past decade and is currently a columnist for Esquire as well as a contributor to ESPN, rose to national prominence after Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, a collection of essays characterized by Klosterman's witty musings on pop culture, became a bestseller. In Downtown Owl, Klosterman steers off the beaten path and offers his first work of fiction.