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Sarah Palin’s Breast Implants, I Mean Wonder Bra

Carmel Lobello :: Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 5:15 pm

I hate to spoil the fun on this one, but I think we all know the truth deep down anyway. Sarah Palin did not get breast implants. She’s always been an attractive, curvy woman—everyone was just fooled by those man-repelling firey red shoulder pads. What Sarah Palin did on Sunday is what every forty-something woman who googled “Sarah Palin Breast Implants” today should do. She wore a supportive bra. If you don’t believe me, check out this picture of Palin in college after the jump.

If you can’t read it, the shirt says, “I may be broke, but I’m not flat-busted.”Ah-men, Sister. Sister who have nothing else in common with.

I understand the desire to hate Sarah Palin. It provides a special kind of catharsis by combining fury, shock and amusement into one emotion. But if we’re going to hate, let’s hate Palin for being the unbearably dimwitted face of the Tea Party movement—not for looking good in a white t-shirt.