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“Sex and the City: An XXX Porn Parody” Announced: You’re Only Relevant If Someone with a Waxed Asshole and Multiple DUIs Plays You In a Movie

Elisabeth Dickson :: Thursday, June 24th, 2010 2:03 pm

New Sensations, the company responsible for the porn parodies of “Golden Girls” and “30 Rock,” announced yesterday that it has begun production on “Sex and the City: A XXX Porn Parody.” Lee Roy Myers is directing, and porn star Kayla Paige will star as foot-faced sex columnist/sociopath Carrie Bradshaw. The “movie” will be released this fall. MORE »

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Japanese Porn Star Giving WWII Reparations (AKA Blow Jobs) to Chinese Men

Amy Rose Spiegel :: Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 1:45 pm

Apparently, Japanese adult-film star Anri Suzuki was very affected after writing a college term paper on the Japanese invasion of China during World War II.  So affected, in fact, that she decided to give back the best way she knew how: having sex with Chinese students.  I think I can best sum up her moral decision as “Peace (of Ass) on Earth.” MORE »

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Girls Score Porn Flick

Nick Nicoludis :: Friday, April 23rd, 2010 3:15 pm

Maybe you remember SF rocker’s Girls’ video for “Lust For Life” that came out a little while back. It was filled with naked people, guitar playing and semi-XXX scenes. The song is great, and so is the video for that matter, but apparently front man Christopher Owen didn’t feel he took the idea far enough. So, if you like porn and you like Girls you’re in luck. Both the songs “Darling” and “Solitude” appear on the short film entitled I Want Your Love directed by Travis Matthews. MORE »

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Amazing That ’70s Show Porn Parody

SXB :: Friday, September 11th, 2009 6:18 pm

Somebody finally had the bright idea to parody That ’70s Show as hardcore porn. The show launched the careers of some very good-looking, not-great-at-acting actors, so this particular lampoon makes a lot of sex sense. As a guy, I want to see Mila Kunis naked as much as I want to see Ashton Kutcher in the buff, so this the next best thing, yeah? Also, the quality isn’t half bad. The trailer’s worth a peek — it’s available after the jump. MORE »

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