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Terrible In Bed? There’s An App For That

Amy Rose Spiegel :: Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 11:20 am

Steve Jobs is intent on keeping smutty applications off the iPhone, to the dismay and indignation of many of Apple’s customers. Nonetheless, a new erectile dysfunction iPhone application has been able to slip through the cracks. Get rid of your Viagra, your Kegel exercises, and your crippling sense of emasculation, ED sufferers, for “Applecare” now extends to penile health!

Once upon a time, there were old-world marketplaces where shysters could hock their magical homemade cure-alls. The iPhone, with its many health-based applications, has now seemingly taken its place (as with so many other trappings of our lives before technology). If you’re capable of falling for the following description, you deserve to be taken for the fool that you are:

“Sex up! Fire up your sex drive! [Just for Male] Dissatisfied with your sex life? This application could vastly enhance your male power! Just listen to the audio for 6 minutes everyday, and after 20 days your male sexuality will be enhanced for more than 85%! The effect is close to taking a viagra!”

The “audio” refers to some sexjams that will apparently cure your dick through your ears somehow. Isn’t technology amazing? Thanks to the iPhone, soon we won’t have to go to the doctor at all!

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